Tucker, what is that I’m seeing in the bottom left corner of your HUD? Or rather, what I’m not seeing?
You didn’t set your fucking tracker you little shit
WHAT DO THEY HAVE AGAINST THEIR MOTION TRACKERS?
ITS BECAUSE ITS PROBABLY NOT FILSS ITS SHEILA.
WHO WAS SO INJURED AND HURT AND JUST.
SHEEEILLLAAA HONEY LOPEZ IS COMING I PROMISE ITS GOING TO BE OKAY BB.
PLOT TWIST: Next season Doc shows up at the last second and saves them all from the Mercs, Charon, and possibly the Meta.
Doc saves them only by accidentally crashing a ship into them
The credits roll
And all you hear is just “sorry! Is everyone okay?”
chief putS on mgolener.
jESUS SHITBALLS MJONLER
ahh yes, the dream team
If you are not incredibly worried for a robotic lady voice that sounds very broken and tired compared to it’s normal self then it’s obvious we have a difference in interests and I would like to cease all friendship immediately.
shoutout to JD on being a kickass Theta <3
idk maybe the Chairman should mind his own goddamn business and not do shitty things, like start civil wars or transport suspicious equipment.
This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR
what. i repeat WHAT. is this tune
It is a mystery.
SUCK AH BAHLLS
When you’ve written a really good fanfiction but you can’t make a good enough summary but you know that even you wouldn’t read it if it didn’t have a good summary so you’re like-
i now pronounce u mayor and secretary
things i laughed at in 2011: actual jokes with a structure and punchline
things i laugh at now: watch me swooce right in